Monday, August 03, 2009

I love this bitch!


Last year, my dad (can you believe it) started watching this show called True Blood. He told me " Dana you gotta watch this!" I had heard all the hype about the show, but I didn't have HBO at the time! I sat down and watch the episode when the guys were talking about Lafayette, and he came out and said "Who ordered the burger WITH AIDS"? FROM THAT LINE .....i was hooked!!!!!!! I went and found every single episode that I missed online and ordered Hbo!!!!

Fast forward to NOW! I am so hooooooooooooooked on this show!
but I love Lafayette. THERE IS NO TRUE BLOOD WITHOUT LAFAYETTE!!!!!!!

I was THRILLED when I found out he survived! I even said I WOULD NOT watch True Blood if he was killed off!!! That is how much I love this show!!!

Yesterday's show was OFF THE CHAINS!
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THIS EPISODE AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.....DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER!!!

Maryann: This BITCH IS WICKED!!!! But, I knew that from jump!!!! I am with Vee, it creeped the shit out of me when she walked in all bloody with that damned BUNNY RABBIT! WTF????

Sam: I thought he could only shift into a dog, he was so gat damned scared yesterday he shifted to an owl, that was sooooooo fucking cool!!!!

Daphane! Did that bitch think her COOCHIE was that good that Sam would sleep with her after she almost had him killed, but God don't like ugly, look what happened to her ass?

Tara: her voice is so funny to me!!!!!! and why can't they remember what the hell is going on?

Andy: This poor fat guy can't catch a damn break, well he did catch a break yesterday, right in the damn arm, but he cracks me up every time he yells PIG

Sookie: Did Sookie say "SHUT THE FUCK UP?" I am just sayin'

I knew something was fishy with that dude! Damned trader!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: He needs to get some super strength and whoop his MAKER'S ASS, i am about tired of that bitch!!!

Jason: Am I alone when I say, He is sexy as hell. and he whooped DUDE'S ARSE didn't he???
Sarah: Crazy BITCH ALERT!!! did she shoot Jason???????

Eggs: Did yall see him stab the shit out of Daphane! and Adrienne those eyes creep me out!! reminds me of the demons on Supernatural!!! Killer or no killer, HE IS ONE FINE SPECIMEN! Lawd!!!!!!!!
Hoyt and Maxine's relationship is so cute!!!!! Do you think they will go thru with 'DOING IT" LOL
Eric: he's starting to grow on me, He is sexy to me too!!!!!!!!! Why does he want Sookie so bad? Dude, get your own? LOL
Gabe: He's quite the HORNBALL!!!!!! Was he really going to rape Sookie? Wonder what Godric will do to him!!!



Last but not least

GODRIC!!!!!!!! He is soooooooooooooo damn sexy!!!!!!!! Can't wait to see what role he is going to play in this season!


The previews are so gooooood, can't wait for next Sunday!!!!!!

You know a show is good, when you devote a whole blog post to it.....


Until next time!!!!!!