Saturday, October 30, 2010

Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.

Seven Guilty Pleasures..............hmmmmmmmm

1. Glazed Cake Donuts...........oh my they are heavenly.......

2. Vanilla Bean Frappuchino with Caramel from Starbucks....

3. Purses and boots........Oh my I have a real problem with those 2....

4. Gadgets....I am a sucker for gadgets..

5. Twitter and facebook......

6. Hoarders I can't get enough of that sick show....

7. Reality TV............I love some good ole smutt bucket tv!

Friday, October 29, 2010

Day 5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires.

I am a total mac geek so this list will reflect that.....

I want ....

1. An Ipad....thought the hubby was buying one for my birthday, boy was I WRONG, but I have the feeling maybe for Christmas...... he is very sneaky and unpredictable, so you never know. But if he doesn't get it I will be ordering one my damn self.......LOL

2. A Mac Book Pro....I have an I mac and I love it! It is the bomb, but I just want a laptop too.....

3. A big ARSE house.... I mean a huge house with a kitchen with granite counter tops, an island, stainless steal everything, a bathroom with a jetted whirlpool tub, big enough for BAPTISTE AND I.....LOL.....HIS AND HER SINKS....huge master bedroom with sitting area, 4 bed rooms, 1 guest room, a library, an office, a scrapbook studio, a music room, and an exercise room....I want a huge backyard with a HEATED in ground pool, I love to swim! That's not too much to ask for is it!

4. A Ferrari.....Ever since I saw Weird Science as a teenager, I have always wanted a Ferrari

5. A shopping at Louis Vutton.....I only have one and took me damn near a year to save up for that ONE PURSE......LOL

6. I want a VACATION HOUSE IN FLORIDA, where we can live our winters.......I hate winter, it's too damn cold in Chicago

7. Ipad.....HAD TO SAY THAT AGAIN, BECAUSE IT'S REALLY WHAT I WANT, HEY YOU HEAR THAT BAPTISTE.........LOL

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Sloth

7 THINGS I NEGLECT TO DO.......

1. Clean my room.....I am a total neat freak except when it comes to my room.....seriously if you saw my room (NOT NOW BECAUSE I CLEANED IT UP 3 DAYS AGO) you would call the people on my ass! I mean I don't have rat shit and dead cats and mice, but I have clothes, books and magazines everywhere!

2. Exercise....I go strong for LONG BOUTS of time, and then I just STOP.....I am a jogger! I love to run, but I cannot tell you the last time I ran!

3. I neglect MYSELF.....sometimes I am always doing something for somebody else that i FORGET ABOUT DANA.....I need to start taking more time for me....

4. My mail, sometimes I don't look at it for days....SHIT WHO WANTS TO LOOK AT BILLS ANYWAY....

5. My hair....I have curly hair and most times it sits at the top of my head in a ponytail......MY DAD HATED THAT. I CAN HEAR HIM SAY, YOU PRETTY AND ALL....BUT DON'T COME OVER HERE NO DAMN MORE WITH THAT PONY TAIL ON THE TOP OF YOUR DAMN HEAD!

6. Lately COOKING...I used to be one of those mom's that cooked every single day.....I love cooking for my family! But once my dad got sick and eventually passed, I just got out of that. I am starting to cook more now, but Baptiste does most of the cooking!

7. Painting....I love to paint, but I have neglected doing something I love for a long time now....maybe I should pull out my easel and canvas this weekend! MAYBE! Keyword: Maybe! LOL

This was fun......

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Wrath

Things I despise....

1. Liars: My mama always said if you Lie, you steal, if you steal you kill.......I hate a liar!
2. A thief.....you can ask me for anything, but if you steal from me, I will cut off your fingers!

3. Elisabitch on the view.....I cannnnnnnnnnnnot stand this heffa. Everything about her irritates me! Her whiny ass voice. Her Obama bashing! Kill your self! please!
4. People who exaggerate! Oh my God that pisses me off! Just tell it like it is.....My inlaws have that shit bad! They have to make shit bigger than what it already is.......Ugh! i hate it!

5. Cry baby ass kids.....Ugh that drives me nuts! I have one in my house and her name is Jaree~
6. People who talk crap about things they know nothing about.....SHUT UP....
7. People who talk shit behind my back, but SMILE ALL UP IN MY FACE...I have NO RESPECT FOR PHONY BITCHES!

OOOOO, I can go on and on, but those 7 are at the top!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

I jumped the gun....LOL

DAY 2 ENVY.....I DID LUST, SKIPPED RIGHT TO THE END....but hey me and RULES...UH....NO....LOL

7 things that I envy....

1. Tall people.....being short sucks sometimes....

2. People with washboard abs...I had those PRE-3 BABIES.....

3. People with straight hair, my hair is very curly and it's very hard to manage....

4. I wished I could manage my time a little better, I always accomplish what I need to accomplish, but I rush doing it.....and it makes me crabby!

5. I wished that I wouldn't let PEOPLE get under my skin! My mom is so cool, calm, and collected and me I am A HOT HEAD, it's gotten me into plenty of trouble, it's really one thing I would love to change about myself...

6. Young folks....I would give my right kidney to be young with no debt, no bills, and no responsibility....tell me kids ALL THE TIME BETTER ENJOY BEING A DAMN CHILD....

7. People who can sew....Like reallly sew.....I envy that. I can't wait to be able to say that i can sew! LOL

I love this .....and I am seriously thinking about doing a scrapbook on this ...

Friday, October 15, 2010

Lust

7 Deadly Sins...
Today is Lust (7 love secrets)

1. I am a very sexual person! I love SEX...i mean love, love, love, love sex! Baptiste has always said I will be the death of him one day. I can literally go 3-4 times a day and want more.

2. SEX is always on my mind....If I am not doing it, I am thinking about it!

3. I am a competitive lover, you will not OUT DO ME....

4. I talk shit while I am ahem engaged......

5. I am very much into role play....I have been a nurse, a teacher, a police officer, a hostage, a prisoner.....oh you name it I PLAY, and my alter ego is MISS ANN AND THAT BITCH IS A BEAST!

6. I am a creative romantic....I can set the tone....and I am the MASTER OF SEDUCTION...

7. I have made love to LL Cool J a hundred times in my mind......that is the ONLY man that I would cheat on my husband with.....hey I am being honest. LL Could have me any and every way he liked and I bet you he would come running back for more....TRUST ME! *WINK*

I am glad that Mo decided to do this challenge. People have hang ups with sex. They don't like to talk about it....women are considered slutty or trashy, if they do. I have been with the same man since I was 16, I am no SLUT....but I loooooooooove Sex! Period. I didn't start late as you Mo, but I was 17.....and IT WAS ON AND POPPING SINCE THEN.......

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Pride

Seven Great things about myself!

Hmmmmmmmm okay....Just 7.....yes I am a vain person...LOL

1. I am a great mother and wife....I will kill a brick over my family! THERE IS NOTHING I WONT' DO FOR THEM....

2. I am a BEAUTIFUL PERSON....inside and out!

3. I get noticed everywhere I go...and I am usually the center of attention, I like that sometimes..

4. I got the GIFT OF GAB....Daddy always said I can talk the sugar out of sweet bread...My mouth is not only pretty it SERVES A PURPOSE...

5. I usually get what I want.....One way or the other

6. I am a GREAT LOVER.....can't believe I just said that, but hmmmmm It is what it is ...

7. I am a A GREAT SCRAPBOOKER.....I kick ass when it comes to scrapping!

Like I said.....only 7....I could go on and on tooting my own horn, but those 7 seemed to stick out at the moment!

Wonderful Challenge...

Thanks Mo and Adrienne for the inspiration.....

I needed to knock the dust bunnies off my blog!