Tuesday, May 20, 2008

I am almost killed my husband today....

Do you want to know why?

He ate the LAST &*%$#@*&^%%!@# fudge brownie.....
I wanted to choke the $hit out of him....

Doesn't he know that during a woman's "monthly visit", we crave CHOCOLATE...

I am furious....

I am not speaking to him either.
I am so serious right now...

I really am Pissed!

the reason is he ate 3!!!!! 

I only had 1.


WTF????

Just didn't know how I would explain that to the police...
did he beat you ma'am?
Hell no! 
He ate the last muthaf%$#@!*(@  BROWNIE!!

I could just see myself in jail now, trading stories with Big Bertha and the gang...

What are you in for?
Big Bertha: I killed a whole family and ate their dog

How about you?
Me:  Oh, I killed my husband for eating the last brownie...
Talk about street cred....LOL

Ok, now that I am semi-calm...
I can't wait to see the result show on DWTS!!! I really wanted Mario and Karrinna to win, but now I have to settle for the last 3.  I think Christian and Christi are the best finalists!!!  

But, Christi is definitely going to take it!!!! Finally,  a woman wins!!!

Also, I will be watching the BAD GIRLS CLUB REUNION...
I really want to see Ginavecia get her ass WHOOOPPPPPED!!!!

I  could not stand that girl!!!
Looks like Tanesha and Lyric will get into it.....

I can't wait.

Flavor Of Love and Bad Girls club are my GUILTY PLEASURES....

I am so craving something sweet right now..
You see how my mind came right back to that damned brownie....

Pray for me guys....
LOL


4 comments:

Adrienne said...

Hahahah now you got me wanting brownies! LOL

BonnieRose said...

that is too funny. lol solution? Make more brownies.. or buy some... problem solved!

Sarah C. said...

Sorry, but I was laughing through your entire post. Too funny. Hopefully he's wise and shows up tonight with a big box of chocolates just for you. :)

Heather said...

Oh Dana, I so know how you feel! My husband is the King of eating the last of stuff. So irritating! Especially when he claims he doesn't even like sweets!