Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Keeping it real for a moment...

One of my fav pastimes is going over to the NSBR at 2peas and watching all the drama unfold. I swear I sometimes laugh my ass off at some of these people who get so heated and even hurt when people who they don't know from ADAM say things that are negative. Why do their opinions count ? I had to even remind myself of this very thing when I got caught into some drama over there. It is very easy to do over there I swear.

DISCLAIMER: never ever read or respond to any posts that deal with the following:

1. POLITICS: you may get a threat to eat your young, if you don't agree with Bush!!!!

2. Gay Marriage

3. Abortion

4. Should a person be asked to take their shoes off if you have light carpeting ( I got blasted for starting this thread, you wouldn't believe it! In my house you take your damned shoes off before you walk on my beige carpet, don't like it DON'T COME! lol)

5. Anything that deals with the Clintons, Hilary, Bill, hell even Chelsea! Just don't do it!!!!

6. WELFARE... all poor people should eat bread and water, just like they did in jail. How dare they buy a Porter house steak or LOBSTER, with my .2% of my taxes that I give to support welfare from my paycheck, that I bust my ass off for..... (this is not the opinion's or views of Dana's Cafe, I am just the messenger, I don't care what a person buys with their LINK CARD, shit, I wanna know how can I be down.....LOL)

7. The war in IRAQ! If you disagree, you are a COMMUNIST, a benedict ARNOLD, how dare we not go into IRAQ and kill every damn person over there, for weapons we still have not found! LOL


Last but not least:

8. Digital Scrapping vs. Traditional Paper Scrapping: How dare you use a computer to scrapbook, you lazy COMMUNIST!!!!!! LOL


I just get amused! And so does Baptiste. He is now convinced that all Scrapbooker's are NUTS!!!


Now today was a different story, I came across this post

You can find my answer in the post!

The question was posed:
Name on thing you regret NOT DOING and one thing you did so you wouldn't regret not doing it.


If you don't feel like going to the terrorzone, otherwise known as the NSBR zone. I will give you a recap.

One of things I regret, and I can't really say regret,

I wish I would have dated more!

I have basically had 2 real boyfriends in my life. Now I did date somewhat? But, nothing to speak about. I have only had two SERIOUS relationships. I have only loved TWO men in my life.

One I will say started off as puppy love and was more of a lust thing. That was my ex Brandon. We have known each other our entire life and he always had a crush on me!! He used to a be a PEST!!! Finally we went to the same grammar school and junior high and that pest turned out to be a very tall dark and handsome young man. We started to like each other in the 5th grade, but kept it a secret, by the time we were in 7th grade it was no doubt about it. Everyone knew....

We were inseperable, but it was all SUPERVISED, our parents didn't PLAY THAT CRAP.....lol

We continued to date through high school and we were hot and heavy, just fooling around, not doing the ACTUAL DEED, if you kwim? I just wasn't ready for that!

I guess he grew tired of what I was offering and he decided he would sleep with a friend of mine, wait, let me change that, 'a so called friend" of mine. Who lived right down the street from me. The neighborhood slut. I didn't know right away, but I had this feeling....

Everyone has had this GUT FEELING....
It's called Women's Intuition....

I decided to drive to his house, but something told me not to ring the bell....and just sit there. I sat for what felt like an eternity ...

but it was only 45 minutes at best...LOL

When all of sudden I see him and Andrea walking out of the house, well he was rushing her out, and her getting on her bike..... She tried to lean over and kiss him but he moved his face and gave her a hug....

I didn't say a word. I got out of the car and proceeded to beat the hell out of both of them. I beat Andrea so bad, that Brandon's dad had to carry me inside the house and call my mom. I don't think she even got one lick in....I just punched her right in her face and knocked her off her bike, and I got on top of her and banged her head in the concrete until Brandon tried to break it up....then I started punching him..... Then I thought she was running up on me, but she was trying to get the heck out of dodge so I started on her again and that's when JAKE, Brandon's dad picked me up by the waist and I was still kicking and screaming...

He even was laughing....

He told Brandon, you know you messed up right?

Brandon tried to plead his case, but they fell on deaf ears....

I was only 15 years old....

I really thought he would wait for me, I was only trying to hold out a month in a half until I was atleast 16.....

But we broke up and I never looked back....

He tried and tried and cried and cried, but that HURT ME too bad to LOOK BACK...

Then in November a month after I turned 16, I met my husband.....

He was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damned FINE!

Like a boy from one of the videos.....

He had his own style! I was immediately attracted, but would never tell him that...

My cousin Tara ended up telling him (because she got tired of me talking about him everyday!)

I would literally lay across my bed and imagine what it would be like to date him?

I NEVA, EVA, EVA did that before...

I believe in dogs chasing cats, not cats chasing dogs......LOL

So if he never said anyting, we would have never DATED!!!!

Turns out he had a crush on me tooo


And as you can see the rest is history!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here we are 3 kids later, married and in love...

However, I wish I would have slept with Brandon....

Because now I will never know....

I know that may sound slutty or whorish...

But I am keeping it real!!!!

This is my blog and I wear it all on my sleeve..

What you see is what you get!!!!!

Hope I didn't distort your image of me, but this is how I feel!!!!!

I know some are thinking what if your HUSBAND reads this,

He already knows...

We keep nothing from each other...
Well atleast I don't!!!! LOL

So anyways, here is my keeping it real moment for the year....LOL

So,what is
one thing you regret NOT DOING and one thing you did so you wouldn't regret not doing it.



Blog about it!!!! Doesn't have to be as up close and personal as mine was, but would be interested in knowing your answers. So I challenge all my blog readers to blog this topic.

Especially you Adrienne!!! and you too BonnieRose!!!!!

I know this is going to be good!!

Let me get the popcorn!!








6 comments:

Adrienne said...

HA! let me think on it! LOL

Linda said...

Some of the stuff at 2peas is very entertaining. I have the same 'regret' as you. I wish I had dated more. The one thing I did so that I would have no regrets was when dh and I moved from NY after living there our entire lives to VA. And I was 4 months pregnant when we moved too. Crazy and scary, but we wouldn't be where we are today if we had stayed.

Lynn said...

Hi Dana, Love this blog entry. I too am fully amazed at what goes on at the NSBR board. I think it's quite funny. I've never commented and probably won't, just becasue I really don't have the time for that pettiness.
Anyway, My "regret" was not going to college. Which I still think about doing sometimes. and Something I did so that I would have no regrets was move to NY from FL.
I think when I get the time I will blog about it.

BonnieRose said...

Hi Dana, great post.. love how u are keeping it real..and I will respond to you, just not publicly.. I'd rather share all that with u personally and not on my blog.. u know???
I'll send u an email ok?? love and hugs,
b

Heather said...

I always get a kick out of the NSBR board too. It's the place to go if you want a virtual smack in the face!

Trish said...

ITA about NSBR. I go there for laughs.

LOVE your post. I regret not traveling more and not going to Europe before buying my own house and then getting married later. I didn't have that time to myself--to just wander and appreciate my youth. I was very focused and goal driven.

And I'll say publicly here that I have skinny-dipped more times than I should have when I was younger. But it was fun! And fairly innocent--I swear! :)

Thanks for making me smile and keeping it real!