Monday, March 26, 2007

Bonnie and Clyde at it again....

I am so mad at Bonnie and Clyde aka Jariel (my youngest son) and Jaree (my daughter). I picked them up early from school and we went to IKEA. Finally got my EXPEDIT! WOOOHOO! I, was already upset they didn't have the table I wanted and to add insult to injury, they may never make it again.....I had my heart set on that table. But, back to subject at hand, why am I mad at Bonnie and Clyde....


BECAUSE THEY SHOWED THEIR NATURAL BEHINDS AT IKEA.....

THEY ACTED A FOOL, DO YOU HEAR ME....

I couldn't believe it yall. ...

Do they not know who their MOTHER IS...

Don't they know I don't play....

I guess you wanna know what they did...

First of all they got lost! OH no, I don't play that, where I go you go!

Second of all they were running and around and talking loud, did they forget how to act in public

Third, they were touching everything and I don't play that!

Last, but not least, they weren't listening to a word their dad and I were saying....


Needless to say, they got it in the car! I don't play! They know it, they came home at dinner, took a shower and went to bed!

I was so mad, Baby bye!

Another lady was getting her daughter in the car across from us....

Was it National Act a fool day for children, I didn't get the memo....LOL

They never act like that and if they do, all I have to do is give them the look. You know the evil eye....your life is in danger look.....LOL.

They didn't give a DAMN, do you hear me. They were running around like chickens with their heads cut off. They must have got Spring fever or something!

My mom is such a softie, she kept saying, don't get them Dana, give them another chance. Where was this new soft mom of mine, when I was little? Because she wore our little butts out! LOL


I was so upset, I left without even looking for another table. I got tons of stuff though...I got the expedit, some Lack shelving unit in red, red boxes, black boxes, tin case, jars, lighting, and more....Only spent 400 dollars. Don't you love Ikea!

Well, I am beat, something about kids driving you crazy, makes me sleepy....LOL

Until next time...

Dana

4 comments:

Chit Chat From Divagirlrn said...

Glad you got the things you wanted. Sorry your kids were misbehaving though! I'm sure they knew they messed up big time.

Adrienne " A little dramatic at times" said...

There must have been something in the air yesterday becase Kayla and Aj put their stupid hat on....SERIOUSLY!

em said...

Oooh! Love that bookshelf! Doesn't it drive you crazy when you go to IKEA and they never have what you need. Argh.

Sorry to hear about your kids...but I gotta say, "National Act a fool day for children" totally had me laugh out loud!!!

BonnieRose said...

lol sounds like a day from hell at IKEA.. lol ... GLAD U GOT THE EXPEDIT tho.... good job!! woohooo! just think of all the sb supplies u can store in that baby!