Well, I have had many embarrasing moments in my life. Once I was laughing so hard at a party that I cut the cheese...totally embarrased. I went to the bathroom and when i came out my skirt was stuck in my undies revealing everything...but of all of my most embarrassing moments this one took the cake...
When I was 16 years old, I went to church with my boyfriend (now husband). This was the first time i was meeting alot of his family. I looked so cute. I had got my hair done and even bought a new outfit. I was so excited! Everyone complimented me on how cute I was and told me I was a sweet girl, yada yada... Everything was going smooth....UNTIL.... I had to give an offering. I didn't get an envelope, so I just walked up to the altar and went in my purse to get money and 10 different condoms, spermicides, fell out of my purse. I did a report on safe sex, and left all the props in my purse. The minister bent down (my husbands uncle) and help me retrieve my belongings...we met eyes on the way up from the floor and he smiled and said "Atleast you are safe", I just started explaining myself and apologizing...He assured me it was ok...but the rest of the congregation burned a whole in my forehead from all the stares they were giving me. I can't believe I am sharing this...well needless to say I did not make a good first impression, I think my mil has judged me from that day forward....lol
Dana
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That is way too funny!
and I thought mine was embarassing.. ha!
lol thks for sharing....
TOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
I just freaked my two year old out from laughing so hard! I would have died. Just fallen down dead. I could never handle a moment like that. Your a riot, TFS!
Oh that is too funny! It couldn't have been too bad though if you ended up getting married!
Ok cutting the cheese was bad.... the church story is hillarious!!!! Wish I could have been there....
LOL. Poor you. At least he is so nice about it.
Michelle
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